So today is day something of my diet, I think it was either 3 or 4 but I've already screwed up by eating pistachios and a chicken patty. Tomorrow I will return into my mother's vagina to die. I am like a salmon traveling upstream to give birth and then die where I was born many years before except I won't give birth because I'm not a faggot.

In the other news bring back rage against the machine so that fat white girls on their periods have something to listen to instead of blocking my walking-path up hills when I need to get to class. All of you a-holes who stop i'm going to just wear sweatpants, pop a boner and if I poke you it is your fault you FAT FUCKS