I'm back bitches, it is twenty twelve and many things have changed. Some things have gotten better, I can now beat off without crying. It used to be I would start and within a minute tears would be streaming down my face while I did it. Anyway, some things have gotten worse too, people, the city I live in for school, and the radio.

You see some of you don't have to listen to the radio, I however don't know how to operate the bluetooth on my phone so my car can play music off the phone so sometimes I am stuck. And did you think that because I'm asian I can operate bluetooth really well because asians are good with technology? Fuck you racist asshole. Most radio stations are switching from good talk shows to just playing top 40 now I have gone to the site itself, top 40 charts . whatever com fucking bullshit and as I glance through these songs I get an erection because it's none of your goddamn business why I decided to pop a chubby you fucking monkey. I will now review each of the songs or artists in no particular order, but I will let you know what they rank on the mike-hates-this-artist-scale which is really important.

1. Bruno mars- Anything bruno mars is no good, a 4'10" filipino with a guitar and a stupid fedora cap can never go well. A stupid little flip growing up eating jollibees and high self esteem has lead (hopefully) millions of people around the world ripping out their car speakers when one of his ridiculous songs come on the air.
"Just the way you are", "the lazy song", The worst song of all is "grenade" which goes something like I'll jump in front of a train for you, take a bullet in the head for you this is retarded bullshit, I feel like throwing up hearing this pussy ass song Bruno Mars writes songs to make himself sound like a bitch. Oh and you take his wife and you give him the chance to "take a bullet in the head" for her? He fucking pusses out fuck that get off the radio. Ok I feel bad maybe he's a really nice guy or something.

2. Rihanna the greatest most lyrically gifted performer ever, what are you doing on the radio right now? Oh wait you suck the big one, music emits from your forehead. Oh god it's so big I could land a plane on that forehead oh yeahhh so big so large the reason why she's good is because her forehead is doing the singing. okay I feel bad maybe she's a really nice person too.

3. LMFAO, what a great band name you guys are really original I should start a band called LOL and write shit better than you do. "Sexy and i know it" is what's wrong with every fucking person today. I don't know I couldn't think for a second all I have to say is listen to this song and get pissed with me, I don't know what to say about it just listen to it all I can say is LMFAO is my most hated group today I'd rather you duct tape me to a chair and make me listen to rihanna while bruno mars (stands on his tippy-toes) and beats off on my face than listen to any song from LMFAO.

4. David guetta....don't know him, jason mraz...kinda gay but I'm undecided, nicki minaj is annoying but I change her songs so fast when it comes on that I don't have anything to write about her.