Apologies for taking so long to post again, I know I have dissapointed so many of my fans(2) please don't be alarmed I was in the process of moving. This place isn't too bad I've finally settled in however I miss many of the luxuries I had at home, things like a rotating leather chair, or a place to keep my underwear somewhere other than trashbags. but i find solace in knowing this is probably how the huns or nomadic indians tribes survived. Tonight I will do the dance to the eagle spirit and we will become one. But first, I suggest you check out braveheart if you haven't seen it yet. But in my psychology class we saw a video on genocide and it got me thinking about every crazy world leader and the way they ruled. let me line it out for youuus

Last night while under the influence I watched Saw 6, please don't watch this movie the acting was comparable to star wars episode II and III. braveheart is still the best in my opinion.

First up, chairman mao tse tung with his princess Leia buns on the side of his head (WTF?)  he led the cultural revolution which was the purging of the upper class which led to people fleeing to what is now Taiwan. Pussies. but my grandpa fought under chairman mao during WWII against the Japananese. Apparently Mao is a huge d-bag so fuck him.

 Joseph Stalin is sneaky as a fox he got rid of Leon Trotsky the rightful heir after the passing of Vladimir Lenin and continued to purge his people who even remotely tried to defy his rule. I bet those assholes deserved it, nice thick mustache and a decent haircut unlike dumbass Mao up there, bet he had a good firm handshake too. 

God is this guy ugly, so hard to look at probably even looked better in death than sitting on his gold toilet seat in the middle of the desert. Like Stalin he ruled with an iron fistttt he had people tortured or killed who remotely defied him. Anyway no more schwarma for you asshole KOSH KESH HOOBIE

Our dear leader! kim jong il has swifty lazar glasses which look too big for his face but hey they look pretty good. With that and his usual jumpsuits he looks like some sort of gay hollywood real estate agent. don't be fooled though becuase this man does not take shit from anyone. 

Because of this asshole no one can raise their right arm, get a huge combover, be decent at art or wear that mustache where you only shave off the sides without being accused of being a bigot, thanks a lot hitler you suck humongous bungholes.