Last night at the gym with homeslice James I was working on chest and I ended up getting chest cramps. Later on in the night it got pretty painful, james suggested I drank water. FUck that I did what any person with bad chest cramps after the gym did: Go to Jack in the box. An epic battle ensued, I've only witnessed carnage like this in Vegas when my mom came back with a plate of bread and salad at the bellagio buffet. I called her out on it and she told me I should be eating healthy. Little did that witch know I was the one who helped our table/family break even with 12 king crab legs and 2 cuts of prime rib. I asked for 3 pieces of prime rib, looking back at it now I could've finished 3 since it was all on my plate at once but the guy behind the counter muttered in broken english, "only 2 per person at a time" all I want to say now is suck it pedro I finished 2 and I could've done 3.

mel gibson is not rasisst!

wusup ya'll i know many of you have had a big problem with mel gibson's calls to his wife "you look like a fucking pig in heat", "you fucking cheap whore put on something better or you'll get raped by a pack of niggers" even though he isn't drunk and said the N word this does not make him a racist. anyway i started thinking man that's messed up until i was at my buddy james's house and flipped to TNT

what came up?
BRAVEHEART only the best movie ever made by anyone ever in the history of man kind mel gibson kicked so much ass I won't shit for weeks james and i could not stop watching we laughed, we wept, we shared a moment during the credits all of you if you haven't seen it and are debating between 4 hour epics of ghandi or braveheart pick braveheart FUCK ghandi that movie blows humongous bungholes and reza is a homopants