[22:32] farmer chow: http://i.imgur.com/Z3Xz0.jpg[22:33] farmer chow: how does that make you feel[22:36] FCKENDENNIS: what do you mean[22:36] FCKENDENNIS: theyre not all the same pencils? lol[22:37] farmer chow: do you feel anxious[22:37] FCKENDENNIS: to fix it yes[22:37] farmer chow: AHA[22:37] farmer chow: OCD[22:37] FCKENDENNIS: there are ones that are darker in the mix[22:38] farmer chow: does that upset you too?[22:43] FCKENDENNIS: yeah[22:43] FCKENDENNIS: well[22:43] FCKENDENNIS: if youre gonna put them next to eachother, might as well organize them[22:45] farmer chow: does the photo make you angry?[22:46] FCKENDENNIS: i dont know about angry[22:46] FCKENDENNIS: angry i cant fix it[22:46] FCKENDENNIS: haha[22:46] FCKENDENNIS: stop analyzing me

Apologies for taking so long to post again, I know I have dissapointed so many of my fans(2) please don't be alarmed I was in the process of moving. This place isn't too bad I've finally settled in however I miss many of the luxuries I had at home, things like a rotating leather chair, or a place to keep my underwear somewhere other than trashbags. but i find solace in knowing this is probably how the huns or nomadic indians tribes survived. Tonight I will do the dance to the eagle spirit and we will become one. But first, I suggest you check out braveheart if you haven't seen it yet. But in my psychology class we saw a video on genocide and it got me thinking about every crazy world leader and the way they ruled. let me line it out for youuus

Last night while under the influence I watched Saw 6, please don't watch this movie the acting was comparable to star wars episode II and III. braveheart is still the best in my opinion.

First up, chairman mao tse tung with his princess Leia buns on the side of his head (WTF?)  he led the cultural revolution which was the purging of the upper class which led to people fleeing to what is now Taiwan. Pussies. but my grandpa fought under chairman mao during WWII against the Japananese. Apparently Mao is a huge d-bag so fuck him.

 Joseph Stalin is sneaky as a fox he got rid of Leon Trotsky the rightful heir after the passing of Vladimir Lenin and continued to purge his people who even remotely tried to defy his rule. I bet those assholes deserved it, nice thick mustache and a decent haircut unlike dumbass Mao up there, bet he had a good firm handshake too. 

God is this guy ugly, so hard to look at probably even looked better in death than sitting on his gold toilet seat in the middle of the desert. Like Stalin he ruled with an iron fistttt he had people tortured or killed who remotely defied him. Anyway no more schwarma for you asshole KOSH KESH HOOBIE

Our dear leader! kim jong il has swifty lazar glasses which look too big for his face but hey they look pretty good. With that and his usual jumpsuits he looks like some sort of gay hollywood real estate agent. don't be fooled though becuase this man does not take shit from anyone. 

Because of this asshole no one can raise their right arm, get a huge combover, be decent at art or wear that mustache where you only shave off the sides without being accused of being a bigot, thanks a lot hitler you suck humongous bungholes.

Last night at the gym with homeslice James I was working on chest and I ended up getting chest cramps. Later on in the night it got pretty painful, james suggested I drank water. FUck that I did what any person with bad chest cramps after the gym did: Go to Jack in the box. An epic battle ensued, I've only witnessed carnage like this in Vegas when my mom came back with a plate of bread and salad at the bellagio buffet. I called her out on it and she told me I should be eating healthy. Little did that witch know I was the one who helped our table/family break even with 12 king crab legs and 2 cuts of prime rib. I asked for 3 pieces of prime rib, looking back at it now I could've finished 3 since it was all on my plate at once but the guy behind the counter muttered in broken english, "only 2 per person at a time" all I want to say now is suck it pedro I finished 2 and I could've done 3.

mel gibson is not rasisst!

wusup ya'll i know many of you have had a big problem with mel gibson's calls to his wife "you look like a fucking pig in heat", "you fucking cheap whore put on something better or you'll get raped by a pack of niggers" even though he isn't drunk and said the N word this does not make him a racist. anyway i started thinking man that's messed up until i was at my buddy james's house and flipped to TNT

what came up?
BRAVEHEART only the best movie ever made by anyone ever in the history of man kind mel gibson kicked so much ass I won't shit for weeks james and i could not stop watching we laughed, we wept, we shared a moment during the credits all of you if you haven't seen it and are debating between 4 hour epics of ghandi or braveheart pick braveheart FUCK ghandi that movie blows humongous bungholes and reza is a homopants